| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a dry, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest in bold red type: short, blunt, and a little rueful. The relaxed fit and soft, broken-in hand from post-construction dyeing make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it with cut-off denim, an oversized flannel, or under a worn-in jacket for low-effort attitude that reads as wry and oddly sentimental. It settles into weekend routines, late-night walks, and small rebellions—subtle but unapologetic.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and durable
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched hems
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a dry, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest in bold red type: short, blunt, and a little rueful. The relaxed fit and soft, broken-in hand from post-construction dyeing make it feel lived-in from day one. Wear it with cut-off denim, an oversized flannel, or under a worn-in jacket for low-effort attitude that reads as wry and oddly sentimental. It settles into weekend routines, late-night walks, and small rebellions—subtle but unapologetic.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and durable
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched hems
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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